{"id":5590,"date":"2023-04-27T18:02:33","date_gmt":"2023-04-28T01:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5590"},"modified":"2023-04-27T18:02:33","modified_gmt":"2023-04-28T01:02:33","slug":"the-bully-business-professor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2023\/04\/27\/the-bully-business-professor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bully Business Professor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The asshat in an ascot quoted Foucault. He made faculty senate holy hell. I think he was in English, maybe History; I knew he wasn\u2019t in athletics! <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, motherfucker just loved the drone of his self-important voice. How about the dulcet tone of a head slap?<\/p>\n<p>I snapped and pummeled him. An Engineering professor high-fived me before public safety came. <\/p>\n<p>At my hearing, I learned he was old money, Ivy League\u2014his mom and dad were philanthropists. He smirked when I got suspended. <\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, I gave him a super wedgy and nasty pink belly.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s my story. <\/p>\n<p>Paper or Plastic?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor JD Clapp<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The asshat in an ascot quoted Foucault. He made faculty senate holy hell. I think he was in English, maybe History; I knew he wasn\u2019t in athletics! Anyway, motherfucker just loved the drone of his self-important voice. How about the dulcet tone of a head slap? I snapped and pummeled him. An Engineering professor high-fived [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[11864,5221,7532,11863,1029,1024,1768,11869,2374,11866,11865,41,11868,6289,332,11870,1621,11873,11862,1023,11867,11872,3456,11874,2036,11871,8937,2697,6168,2362,11875],"class_list":["post-5590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-asshat","tag-athletics","tag-belly","tag-business-professor","tag-curses","tag-dad","tag-drone","tag-engineering-professor","tag-english","tag-faculty","tag-foucault","tag-guest-contributor","tag-head-slap","tag-hearing","tag-hell","tag-high-five","tag-history","tag-ivy-league","tag-jd-clapp","tag-mom","tag-motherfucker","tag-old-money","tag-paper","tag-philanthropists","tag-plastic","tag-public-safety","tag-senate","tag-story","tag-tone","tag-voice","tag-wedgy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5591,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5590\/revisions\/5591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}