{"id":554,"date":"2011-08-24T17:32:23","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T09:32:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=554"},"modified":"2011-08-24T22:51:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T14:51:06","slug":"scissors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2011\/08\/24\/scissors\/","title":{"rendered":"Scissors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Who invented scissors? I have often wondered.<\/p>\n<p>Something about scissors fascinates me. They give me the irresistible urge to stab something, anything. My wrist, your wrist, the baby&#8217;s head. I can&#8217;t help myself. I mean, I can, because I&#8217;ve never stabbed anything, other than the pumpkin a few Halloweens back. But I can&#8217;t help the urge.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I dream about scissors.<\/p>\n<p>We don&#8217;t keep any scissors in the house. My wife says they are dangerous to have lying around, especially with the baby. I don&#8217;t know why she&#8217;s so paranoid all the time.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out the Egyptians invented scissors.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who invented scissors? I have often wondered. Something about scissors fascinates me. They give me the irresistible urge to stab something, anything. My wrist, your wrist, the baby&#8217;s head. I can&#8217;t help myself. I mean, I can, because I&#8217;ve never stabbed anything, other than the pumpkin a few Halloweens back. But I can&#8217;t help the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[758,760,759,761,552,757],"class_list":["post-554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-baby","tag-egyptians","tag-halloween","tag-inventions","tag-marriage","tag-scissors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":556,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions\/556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}