{"id":5453,"date":"2023-02-07T21:10:07","date_gmt":"2023-02-08T04:10:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5453"},"modified":"2023-02-14T19:39:56","modified_gmt":"2023-02-15T02:39:56","slug":"huff-it-your-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2023\/02\/07\/huff-it-your-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Huff It Your Way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cThey\u2019re moving Poe from the County jail to the Big House in the morning,\u201d Dink Delmonico, head of the notorious Delmonico Crime Syndicate said. \u201cGrub, you and Chub are gonna\u2019 bust him out tonight.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow, Boss,\u201d Grub asked. \u201cThere\u2019s only two of us and at least a dozen guards.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWith these,\u201d Dink said, putting two pesticide spray canisters on the table. \u201cThey\u2019re filled with quick-acting knockout gas. One whiff and the guards will hit the floor like bags of horse manure. Just don\u2019t spray Poe.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight, Boss,\u201d Chub said. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cRemember,\u201d Dink said. \u201cGo directly to jail, and don\u2019t gas Poe.\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Lee Hammerschmidt <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Lee is a Visual Artist\/Writer\/Troubadour. He is the author of the short story collections, A Hole Of My Own, It\u2019s Noir O\u2019clock Somewhere, For Richer or Noirer, and Flash Wounds. Check out his hit parade on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/MrLeehammer\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">YouTube<\/a>! <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThey\u2019re moving Poe from the County jail to the Big House in the morning,\u201d Dink Delmonico, head of the notorious Delmonico Crime Syndicate said. \u201cGrub, you and Chub are gonna\u2019 bust him out tonight.\u201d \u201cHow, Boss,\u201d Grub asked. \u201cThere\u2019s only two of us and at least a dozen guards.\u201d \u201cWith these,\u201d Dink said, putting two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[6670,11671,11670,1823,3309,3369,41,11675,2426,11674,10275,2921,11672,11673,8051],"class_list":["post-5453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bags","tag-big-house","tag-county-jail","tag-crime-syndicate","tag-floor","tag-guards","tag-guest-contributor","tag-horse-manure","tag-jail","tag-knockout-gas","tag-lee-hammerschmidt","tag-morning","tag-pesticide","tag-spray-canisters","tag-whiff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5453"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5467,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5453\/revisions\/5467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}