{"id":538,"date":"2011-08-08T16:40:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T08:40:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=538"},"modified":"2011-08-08T16:40:11","modified_gmt":"2011-08-08T08:40:11","slug":"dinosaurs-play-act","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2011\/08\/08\/dinosaurs-play-act\/","title":{"rendered":"Dinosaurs: A Play In One Act"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Scene opens with two dinosaurs standing before the erect skeleton of a third dinosaur.<\/p>\n<p>Dinosaur #1: It says here we used to rule the Earth.<\/p>\n<p>Dinosaur #2: That&#8217;s a myth. Just because our ancestors were large and numerous doesn&#8217;t mean we ever commanded anything.<\/p>\n<p>Dinosaur #1: You&#8217;re always such a cynic.<\/p>\n<p>Dinosaur #2: No, I\u2019m a realist. If we had truly ruled the Earth, we could have prevented our own demise.<\/p>\n<p>Dinosaur #1: I suppose you\u2019re right. But what I find really curious is if we are supposed to be extinct, what are we doing in this museum?<\/p>\n<p>The End.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene opens with two dinosaurs standing before the erect skeleton of a third dinosaur. Dinosaur #1: It says here we used to rule the Earth. Dinosaur #2: That&#8217;s a myth. Just because our ancestors were large and numerous doesn&#8217;t mean we ever commanded anything. Dinosaur #1: You&#8217;re always such a cynic. Dinosaur #2: No, I\u2019m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[46,726,715,399,724,725,727],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-dinosaurs","tag-extinction","tag-museum","tag-natural-history-museum","tag-play","tag-script","tag-world-domination"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}