{"id":5290,"date":"2022-10-10T10:10:08","date_gmt":"2022-10-10T17:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5290"},"modified":"2022-10-11T10:11:55","modified_gmt":"2022-10-11T17:11:55","slug":"no-soliciting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2022\/10\/10\/no-soliciting\/","title":{"rendered":"No Soliciting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Good evening, miss, you\u2019re looking lovely tonight. Miss? Do wait up. I meant no offense! Now I just wanted to bid you a good night but \u2013 swat! Hey now, there is no reason to strike with such malice, now is there? I don\u2019t mean to drool, but your skin tonight is so pale, so smooth, so inviting&#8230; I\u2019m just the slightest bit peckish. You wouldn&#8217;t mind if I had a taste? A sip? Pints and pints you have, an abundance. Surely you wouldn\u2019t mind if I took your hand in mine, and gave it a pinch of a kiss \u2013 smack!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Skyler Bath<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good evening, miss, you\u2019re looking lovely tonight. Miss? Do wait up. I meant no offense! Now I just wanted to bid you a good night but \u2013 swat! Hey now, there is no reason to strike with such malice, now is there? I don\u2019t mean to drool, but your skin tonight is so pale, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[11366,41,2052,5391,11364,11365,11368,4198,11369,5855,2900,2014,11213,6417,11363,11367,3581,6158],"class_list":["post-5290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-good-night","tag-guest-contributor","tag-kiss","tag-malice","tag-miss","tag-offense","tag-peckish","tag-pinch","tag-pints","tag-reason","tag-sip","tag-skin","tag-skyler-bath","tag-smack","tag-soliciting","tag-swat","tag-taste","tag-tonight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5292,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5290\/revisions\/5292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}