{"id":5242,"date":"2022-09-05T09:45:25","date_gmt":"2022-09-05T16:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5242"},"modified":"2022-09-06T09:48:34","modified_gmt":"2022-09-06T16:48:34","slug":"soups-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2022\/09\/05\/soups-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Soup\u2019s On!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cAny luck, Paleo?\u201d Keto asked his fellow cannibal as he approached the giant cauldron he was stirring. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cNothing,\u201d Paleo said. \u201cZero, zip, zilch, nada. No airplane crashes. No lost safaris. Not a single soul out there for dinner.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell then, it\u2019s soup again.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh, man! I need to sink my choppers into some nice juicy ribs or breasts, or wings or&#8230; Hey! Where\u2019d you get that?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Paleo froze, his mouth watering, as Keto dropped portions of two human legs into the pot. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet me have some of that meat!\u201d Paleo yelled. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cSorry,\u201d Keto said. \u201cI only have thighs for stew.\u201d  <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Lee Hammerschmidt <\/p>\n<p>Lee Hammerschmidt is a Visual Artist\/Writer\/Troubadour. He is the author of the short story collections, A Hole Of My Own, It\u2019s Noir O\u2019clock Somewhere and For Richer or Noirer. Check out his hit parade on YouTube! <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAny luck, Paleo?\u201d Keto asked his fellow cannibal as he approached the giant cauldron he was stirring. \u201cNothing,\u201d Paleo said. \u201cZero, zip, zilch, nada. No airplane crashes. No lost safaris. Not a single soul out there for dinner.\u201d \u201cWell then, it\u2019s soup again.\u201d \u201cAh, man! I need to sink my choppers into some nice juicy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[11278,5147,7371,11277,7468,338,41,2717,10275,3724,823,215,313,9936,2955,1004,1553,7762,6063,2361],"class_list":["post-5242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-airplane-crash","tag-breasts","tag-cannibal","tag-cauldron","tag-choppers","tag-dinner","tag-guest-contributor","tag-human","tag-lee-hammerschmidt","tag-leg","tag-luck","tag-man","tag-meat","tag-ribs","tag-safari","tag-soul","tag-soup","tag-stew","tag-thighs","tag-wings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5242"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5243,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5242\/revisions\/5243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}