{"id":521,"date":"2011-07-22T16:36:26","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T08:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=521"},"modified":"2011-07-22T16:36:26","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T08:36:26","slug":"talk-love-spells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2011\/07\/22\/talk-love-spells\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Talk To Me About Love Spells"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Everyone knows when it comes to doing magic, widows are the worst. They&#8217;re always going on about love spells or hunting down unicorns and mermaids to achieve eternal youth. None of it ever works.<\/p>\n<p>You might consider my complaints a narrow-minded view and accuse me of the worst kind of chauvinism. I agree with you whole-heartedly that gender prejudice has no place in our enlightened age. But the fact is that widows just aren&#8217;t any good at magic. Even when it works, it doesn&#8217;t work anything like how it&#8217;s intended.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s how I ended up with these golden testes.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone knows when it comes to doing magic, widows are the worst. They&#8217;re always going on about love spells or hunting down unicorns and mermaids to achieve eternal youth. None of it ever works. You might consider my complaints a narrow-minded view and accuse me of the worst kind of chauvinism. I agree with you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[680,683,679,677,167,681,678,682,209],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-chauvinism","tag-eternal-youth","tag-golden-testes","tag-love-spells","tag-magic","tag-mermaids","tag-testicles","tag-unicorns","tag-widow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":522,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions\/522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}