{"id":4977,"date":"2022-02-28T14:55:14","date_gmt":"2022-02-28T21:55:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4977"},"modified":"2022-03-01T14:59:07","modified_gmt":"2022-03-01T21:59:07","slug":"vegan-vigilantes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2022\/02\/28\/vegan-vigilantes\/","title":{"rendered":"Vegan Vigilantes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The joint was cased. All that remained was the decision: this coffeehouse or the Dunkin\u2019 Donuts on the bypass?<\/p>\n<p>Roland sauntered inside and scanned the menu&#8211;coffee and sandwiches&#8211;on the back wall.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan I help you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnything vegan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bewildered: \u201cUh, vegan? Er&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>An older barista, working a blender: \u201cNothing vegan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Roland stepped back, leaned against the wall, phone to ear: \u201cMook, it\u2019s the shop on Main. Even worse than Dunkin\u2019. Pick me up in two minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He replaced the phone with a gun and approached the counter.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSince your menu isn\u2019t cruelty-free, I\u2019ll take your money. Open the register.\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor Joe Surkiewicz<\/p>\n<p>Joe writes from northern Vermont.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The joint was cased. All that remained was the decision: this coffeehouse or the Dunkin\u2019 Donuts on the bypass? Roland sauntered inside and scanned the menu&#8211;coffee and sandwiches&#8211;on the back wall. \u201cCan I help you?\u201d \u201cAnything vegan?\u201d Bewildered: \u201cUh, vegan? Er&#8230;\u201d An older barista, working a blender: \u201cNothing vegan.\u201d Roland stepped back, leaned against the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10799,10800,10801,10798,2439,10796,5328,2611,10797,41,656,10794,4244,175,7682,590,3312,3941,7320,291,10795],"class_list":["post-4977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-back-wall","tag-barista","tag-blender","tag-bypass","tag-coffee","tag-coffee-house","tag-counter","tag-decision","tag-dunkin-donuts","tag-guest-contributor","tag-gun","tag-joe-surkiewicz","tag-joint","tag-main-street","tag-menu","tag-money","tag-phone","tag-register","tag-sandwiches","tag-vegan","tag-vigilantes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4978,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977\/revisions\/4978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}