{"id":4952,"date":"2022-02-07T19:07:16","date_gmt":"2022-02-08T02:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4952"},"modified":"2022-02-07T19:07:39","modified_gmt":"2022-02-08T02:07:39","slug":"centurion-saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2022\/02\/07\/centurion-saturday\/","title":{"rendered":"Centurion Saturday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>He\u2019s feeling less than complete this morning. Some parts have vanished; most just haven\u2019t woken up yet; a couple are only pretending to be there. But for the most part, for one inexplicable reason or another, he\u2019s feeling incomplete.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it\u2019s just because it\u2019s Saturday morning. And early. Very early. Too early for even a gigantic apple fritter to convince him that it\u2019s really there and that he\u2019s actually eating it.  Too early altogether for small-talk local television chat fests, and certainly way too early for the National or World News Countdown-To-Oblivion Update.<\/p>\n<p>All he needs is seven magic words.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Ron. Lavalette<\/p>\n<p>Ron.&#8217;s debut chapbook, Fallen Away  (Finishing Line Press) is now available at all standard outlets. Many of his published works can be found at <a href=\"http:\/\/eggsovertokyo.blogspot.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">EGGS OVER TOKYO<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He\u2019s feeling less than complete this morning. Some parts have vanished; most just haven\u2019t woken up yet; a couple are only pretending to be there. But for the most part, for one inexplicable reason or another, he\u2019s feeling incomplete. Maybe it\u2019s just because it\u2019s Saturday morning. And early. Very early. Too early for even a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10756,10755,6871,10758,41,10757,10761,2921,8656,5855,7494,9833,10759,10760],"class_list":["post-4952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-apple-fritter","tag-centurion","tag-chat","tag-fests","tag-guest-contributor","tag-local-television","tag-magic-words","tag-morning","tag-parts","tag-reason","tag-ron-lavalette","tag-saturday","tag-update","tag-world-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4952"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4952\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4954,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4952\/revisions\/4954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}