{"id":4892,"date":"2021-12-15T18:22:30","date_gmt":"2021-12-16T01:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4892"},"modified":"2021-12-15T18:22:30","modified_gmt":"2021-12-16T01:22:30","slug":"the-chipmunk-and-the-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/12\/15\/the-chipmunk-and-the-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"The Chipmunk And The Squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The chipmunk that lives outside my dog\u2019s window has been avoiding me lately. He says his name is Tony Fauci, but I don\u2019t believe him. Today he\u2019s hanging out with a squirrel in the front yard. The squirrel freezes like a statue when I see him. He thinks this makes him invisible because the trick works on my dog; it doesn\u2019t work on me.<\/p>\n<p>I tell Tony his rent check is late, and both Tony and the squirrel scamper away like a couple of bandits. I\u2019m not mad, though. Tony never pays his rent. These are challenging times for everyone.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Dan Slaten<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The chipmunk that lives outside my dog\u2019s window has been avoiding me lately. He says his name is Tony Fauci, but I don\u2019t believe him. Today he\u2019s hanging out with a squirrel in the front yard. The squirrel freezes like a statue when I see him. He thinks this makes him invisible because the trick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10630,9755,2687,213,5854,10633,7854,41,1929,5567,2928,951,6240,2768,4899,7648,1841],"class_list":["post-4892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-belligerent","tag-chipmunk","tag-dan-slaten","tag-dog","tag-everyone","tag-fauci","tag-front-yard","tag-guest-contributor","tag-invisible","tag-name","tag-outside","tag-rent","tag-rent-check","tag-squirrel","tag-statue","tag-trick","tag-window"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4893,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4892\/revisions\/4893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}