{"id":4860,"date":"2021-11-18T18:25:20","date_gmt":"2021-11-19T01:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4860"},"modified":"2021-11-18T18:25:21","modified_gmt":"2021-11-19T01:25:21","slug":"me-or-the-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/11\/18\/me-or-the-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Me Or The Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It was challenging moving into my girlfriend\u2019s studio apartment. It was crowded for two adults and an ancient Shar Pei wrinkly beast.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPackage deal,\u201d Sheila smiled. \u201cI love you but -\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Shorthand, it meant Skippy slept with us. He snored, farted, whimpered in his sleep and pushed me to the brink of falling off the bed as his massive paws twitched.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I couldn\u2019t take it anymore. I threw down the gauntlet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s me or the dog.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That night I discovered Sheila changed the locks. Skippy barked at me through the window as if to say, \u201cI loved her first.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Marc Littman<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was challenging moving into my girlfriend\u2019s studio apartment. It was crowded for two adults and an ancient Shar Pei wrinkly beast. \u201cPackage deal,\u201d Sheila smiled. \u201cI love you but -\u201d Shorthand, it meant Skippy slept with us. He snored, farted, whimpered in his sleep and pushed me to the brink of falling off the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[7941,2645,2501,10576,213,6177,1213,41,3654,600,9010,2665,10574,4542,10573,10575,1044,10572,1841],"class_list":["post-4860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-adults","tag-beast","tag-bed","tag-brink","tag-dog","tag-gauntlet","tag-girlfriend","tag-guest-contributor","tag-locks","tag-love","tag-marc-littman","tag-night","tag-package-deal","tag-paws","tag-shar-pei","tag-shorthand","tag-sleep","tag-studio-apartment","tag-window"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4860"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4861,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4860\/revisions\/4861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}