{"id":4837,"date":"2021-11-03T17:55:07","date_gmt":"2021-11-04T00:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4837"},"modified":"2021-11-03T17:55:07","modified_gmt":"2021-11-04T00:55:07","slug":"why-cant-i-be-robert-smith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/11\/03\/why-cant-i-be-robert-smith\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Can&#8217;t I Be Robert Smith?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It\u2019s 10:15 Saturday night, the last day of summer. What a strange day.  <\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m cold, I almost feel numb. We\u2019re in your house in Fascination Street and I\u2019m homesick.  <\/p>\n<p>All I want is to write a letter to Elise in six different ways, but now it\u2019s Wendy time.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cTrust me,\u201d you said. \u201cDon\u2019t doubt. Have faith. Let\u2019s go to bed in the upstairs room. It will be just like heaven.\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cIts\u2019 not you,\u201d I replied. \u201cThis is just a short term effect.\u201d   <\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo what?\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaybe another day.\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>It took her seventeen seconds for dressing up.  <\/p>\n<p>The perfect girl is gone.  <\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor Herv\u00e9 Suys<\/p>\n<p>Herv\u00e9 SUYS (\u00b01968 &#8211; Ronse, Belgium) started writing short stories whilst recovering from a sports injury and hasn&#8217;t stopped yet. He usually writes them hatless and barefooted.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s 10:15 Saturday night, the last day of summer. What a strange day. I\u2019m cold, I almost feel numb. We\u2019re in your house in Fascination Street and I\u2019m homesick. All I want is to write a letter to Elise in six different ways, but now it\u2019s Wendy time. \u201cTrust me,\u201d you said. \u201cDon\u2019t doubt. Have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2501,10306,107,10537,1107,41,420,9028,2103,2979,10535,10536,5995,700,1109],"class_list":["post-4837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bed","tag-effect","tag-faith","tag-fascination-street","tag-girl","tag-guest-contributor","tag-heaven","tag-herve-suys","tag-house","tag-letter","tag-robert-smith","tag-saturday-night","tag-seconds","tag-summer","tag-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4838,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4837\/revisions\/4838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}