{"id":4816,"date":"2021-10-20T20:59:46","date_gmt":"2021-10-21T03:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4816"},"modified":"2021-10-20T20:59:46","modified_gmt":"2021-10-21T03:59:46","slug":"dear-amy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/10\/20\/dear-amy\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Amy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>CONTEST SUBMISSION:<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s what happened: The huntsman burst in wielding a knife, and lunged at me! In my shock, I coughed up the Grandma. I said sorry, truly, and ran off, hoping to mend my ways. I wound up in a bar in NYC, drinking with humans who were all peace and harmony, until one of us bit one of them\u2014justified! Then it was omg throw them out. Now I\u2019m back in the woods, in the heart of temptation, where every guy and his girlfriend is noshing on Grandmas and Little Reds. How can I resist? What should I do?<\/p>\n<p>Wolf<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Linda Lowe<\/p>\n<p>Linda&#8217;s stories and poems have appeared online in Outlook Springs, A Story in 100 Words, Star 82 Review, BOMBFIRE, Misfit Magazine, and others.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CONTEST SUBMISSION: Here\u2019s what happened: The huntsman burst in wielding a knife, and lunged at me! In my shock, I coughed up the Grandma. I said sorry, truly, and ran off, hoping to mend my ways. I wound up in a bar in NYC, drinking with humans who were all peace and harmony, until one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10411,214,8744,2680,1213,5572,41,7593,10475,749,2625,10505,1735,7920,370,2590,3747,3412,3362,6499,817],"class_list":["post-4816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-anthropomorphism","tag-bar","tag-contest","tag-contest-submission","tag-girlfriend","tag-grandma","tag-guest-contributor","tag-guy","tag-harmony","tag-heart","tag-humans","tag-huntsman","tag-knife","tag-linda-lowe","tag-little-red-riding-hood","tag-new-york-city","tag-peace","tag-shock","tag-sorry","tag-temptation","tag-woods"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4816"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4817,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4816\/revisions\/4817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}