{"id":4790,"date":"2021-09-28T17:42:36","date_gmt":"2021-09-29T00:42:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4790"},"modified":"2021-09-28T17:42:36","modified_gmt":"2021-09-29T00:42:36","slug":"spoiler-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/09\/28\/spoiler-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cThere\u2019s, like, a huge pile of packages out here, did you know?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGet out of the way!\u201d I shout, toppling my children like bowling pins.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat\u2019s in there, Mom? Is it for us?\u201d ask my mosquitoes.<br \/>\n\u201cNone of your business!\u201d<br \/>\nMy stomping covers the clamorous clattering of toys as I drag the heavy stack upstairs. I cram the boxes in my closet and hide them behind rarely-worn dresses. An old blanket covers the teetering mountain.<br \/>\n\u201cCan we see?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo! Don\u2019t come in here!\u201d<br \/>\nSlamming the door shut, I wonder if they might have guessed that their Christmas presents had arrived.<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor <a href=\"https:\/\/sarahczarnecki.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Sarah Czarnecki<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sarah is a dog-walking, fast-knitting, list-making Sconnie who sometimes writes.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThere\u2019s, like, a huge pile of packages out here, did you know?\u201d \u201cGet out of the way!\u201d I shout, toppling my children like bowling pins. \u201cWhat\u2019s in there, Mom? Is it for us?\u201d ask my mosquitoes. \u201cNone of your business!\u201d My stomping covers the clamorous clattering of toys as I drag the heavy stack upstairs. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[3195,10448,4959,3154,113,42,10451,1855,6821,41,1023,10449,1994,10447,9448,10445,10446,5758,10450,740],"class_list":["post-4790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-blanket","tag-bowling-pins","tag-boxes","tag-business","tag-children","tag-christmas","tag-christmas-presents","tag-closet","tag-dresses","tag-guest-contributor","tag-mom","tag-mosquitoes","tag-mountain","tag-packages","tag-pile","tag-sarah-czarnecki","tag-spoiler-alert","tag-stack","tag-stomping","tag-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4791,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4790\/revisions\/4791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}