{"id":4680,"date":"2021-07-15T12:06:53","date_gmt":"2021-07-15T19:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4680"},"modified":"2021-07-16T12:11:02","modified_gmt":"2021-07-16T19:11:02","slug":"house-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/07\/15\/house-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"House Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>&#8220;No!\u201d the vacation condos manager barked, his stink-eye getting stinkier by the second. \u201cYou cannot borrow a screwdriver to repair your drone. Drones are strictly forbidden on the property!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cGeez, alright,\u201d I said. Man, there\u2019s a harshness on the edge of town. Last time I book with Wazoo Properties. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd by the way,\u201d he said. \u201cNo more ukulele playing on the lanai or by the pool. It\u2019s strictly\u2026\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cForbidden?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>He nodded yes.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOne more thing,\u201d he said, pointing at the NO SMOKING sign. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, what you\u2019re saying\u2026\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. No drones, no tools, no frets&#8230;and you don\u2019t get no cigarettes!\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor Lee Hammerschmidt <\/p>\n<p>Lee is a Visual Artist\/Writer\/Troubadour who lives in Oregon. He is the author of the short story collection, A Hole Of My Own. Check out his hit parade on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/MrLeehammer\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">YouTube<\/a>! <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;No!\u201d the vacation condos manager barked, his stink-eye getting stinkier by the second. \u201cYou cannot borrow a screwdriver to repair your drone. Drones are strictly forbidden on the property!\u201d \u201cGeez, alright,\u201d I said. Man, there\u2019s a harshness on the edge of town. Last time I book with Wazoo Properties. \u201cAnd by the way,\u201d he said. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10277,1768,41,10280,10276,10282,10275,3066,3461,7224,10279,4810,2785,10278,1369,10281,2863],"class_list":["post-4680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-condos","tag-drone","tag-guest-contributor","tag-harshness","tag-house-rules","tag-lanai","tag-lee-hammerschmidt","tag-manager","tag-pool","tag-property","tag-screwdriver","tag-second","tag-sign","tag-stink-eye","tag-town","tag-ukelele","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4681,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4680\/revisions\/4681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}