{"id":4527,"date":"2021-03-22T18:19:35","date_gmt":"2021-03-23T01:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4527"},"modified":"2021-03-22T18:20:59","modified_gmt":"2021-03-23T01:20:59","slug":"omelette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/03\/22\/omelette\/","title":{"rendered":"Omelette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cYou crack me up!\u201d Benjamin cackled.<\/p>\n<p>Kenneth looked his friend over as if to check for any cracks needing medical intervention.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s time you learn,\u201d Benjamin said. \u201cHow can you go through life without making an omelette?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kenneth reluctantly selected a recipe. He gathered all ingredients he could find and set out to cook. <\/p>\n<p>Benjamin took a bite. \u201cYou call this an omelette?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The cook wriggled uncomfortably. \u201cI didn\u2019t know we ran out of milk.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou could\u2019ve used skim milk powder, mixed with water.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Benjamin continued crunching, picking out bits from his portion.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow much eggshell does this thing have?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Krystyna Fedosejevs <\/p>\n<p>Krystyna is a writer of poetry, fiction, and creative nonfiction. She resides in Edmonton, Canada.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou crack me up!\u201d Benjamin cackled. Kenneth looked his friend over as if to check for any cracks needing medical intervention. \u201cIt\u2019s time you learn,\u201d Benjamin said. \u201cHow can you go through life without making an omelette?\u201d Kenneth reluctantly selected a recipe. He gathered all ingredients he could find and set out to cook. Benjamin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6756,8113,1830,3813,6788,4727,41,9994,3224,2191,9993,4522,9992,9996,3895,9995,177],"class_list":["post-4527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bite","tag-bits","tag-cook","tag-cracks","tag-eggshell","tag-friend","tag-guest-contributor","tag-ingredients","tag-krystyna-fedosejevs","tag-life","tag-medical-intervention","tag-milk","tag-omelette","tag-portion","tag-recipe","tag-skim-milk-powder","tag-water"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4528,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527\/revisions\/4528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}