{"id":4522,"date":"2021-03-18T18:40:58","date_gmt":"2021-03-19T01:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4522"},"modified":"2021-03-18T18:46:03","modified_gmt":"2021-03-19T01:46:03","slug":"the-curse-of-the-wormhole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/03\/18\/the-curse-of-the-wormhole\/","title":{"rendered":"The Curse Of The Wormhole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>You look like a sailor, sir. I thought so. Do me a favor, will you? Take me with you. You could use a talisman in space. Listen, I used to be just like you. How did I get my peg leg? Aye, I wrestled a space shark and lost my leg. After we passed through a wormhole, we ran aground here. All I do now is meow, lick my paws clean, and cough up hairballs. I\u2019m easy to care for. I promise. Proud to be potty trained. Tuna-flavored Meow Mix will do. Take me with you. You won\u2019t regret it.<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor Umiyuri Katsuyama<br \/>\nTranslated by Toshiya Kamei<\/p>\n<p>Umiyuri Katsuyama is a Japanese writer of fantasy and horror. In 2011, she won the Japan Fantasy Novel Award with her novel Sazanami no kuni. Her latest novel, Chuushi, ayashii nabe to tabi wo suru, was published in 2018. Her short fiction has appeared in numerous horror anthologies in Japan.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You look like a sailor, sir. I thought so. Do me a favor, will you? Take me with you. You could use a talisman in space. Listen, I used to be just like you. How did I get my peg leg? Aye, I wrestled a space shark and lost my leg. After we passed through [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4257,41,9978,9971,9977,9982,4542,9974,9980,9972,9973,25,9975,2037,9650,9981,9970,9976,9979],"class_list":["post-4522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-favor","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hairballs","tag-japanese","tag-meow","tag-meow-mix","tag-paws","tag-peg-leg","tag-potty-trained","tag-sailor","tag-sir","tag-space","tag-space-shark","tag-talisman","tag-toshiya-kamei","tag-tuna","tag-umiyuri-katsuyama","tag-wormhole","tag-z"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4522"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4523,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4522\/revisions\/4523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}