{"id":4518,"date":"2021-03-15T19:38:35","date_gmt":"2021-03-16T02:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4518"},"modified":"2021-03-15T19:38:35","modified_gmt":"2021-03-16T02:38:35","slug":"the-angry-camper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/03\/15\/the-angry-camper\/","title":{"rendered":"The Angry Camper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Stuart had a heart transplant last March and felt lucky to sit around a campfire with Paul.<\/p>\n<p>The drunk from the next campsite stumbled over again. &#8220;Stop all that damn noise!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Paul stood and yelled, &#8220;Look buddy, we&#8217;re just talking. No way you can hear us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stop banging on those drums. Next time I&#8217;ll have a twenty-two.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Call 9-1-1, Paul.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Twenty minutes later they heard all the commotion of the arrest.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You guys gonna be on the news,&#8221; said the park ranger. &#8220;That guy was wanted for the murder of Alex Edmund.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Shocked, Stuart said, &#8220;Alex Edmund was my donor.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor E. Barnes<\/p>\n<p>E has works in The Purple Pen, The Haven, Spillwords, Centina Pentina, Entropy and the anthology NanoNightmares.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuart had a heart transplant last March and felt lucky to sit around a campfire with Paul. The drunk from the next campsite stumbled over again. &#8220;Stop all that damn noise!&#8221; Paul stood and yelled, &#8220;Look buddy, we&#8217;re just talking. No way you can hear us.&#8221; &#8220;Stop banging on those drums. Next time I&#8217;ll have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[9962,6347,9820,9958,8619,9960,2274,9963,9961,1331,8092,68,779,41,7593,9959,3299,5185,52,3957,2233,9679],"class_list":["post-4518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-9962","tag-6347","tag-buddy","tag-camper","tag-campfire","tag-campsite","tag-curse","tag-donor","tag-drums","tag-drunk","tag-e-barnes","tag-ghost","tag-ghost-story","tag-guest-contributor","tag-guy","tag-heart-transplant","tag-lucky","tag-march","tag-murder","tag-news","tag-noise","tag-park-ranger"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4518"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4519,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4518\/revisions\/4519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}