{"id":4494,"date":"2021-02-25T20:55:57","date_gmt":"2021-02-26T03:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4494"},"modified":"2021-02-25T20:55:57","modified_gmt":"2021-02-26T03:55:57","slug":"undetected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/02\/25\/undetected\/","title":{"rendered":"Undetected"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cWe\u2019re detectives,\u201d said the teenager in Greta\u2019s doorway. \u201cLike Nancy Drew. But guys.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd brothers!\u201d the other boy added.<\/p>\n<p>Greta studied them. \u201cSo&#8230;more like&#8230;the Hardy Boys?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho?\u201d the Hardly-there Boys asked together.<\/p>\n<p>Greta smirked. \u201cNever mind.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re tracking a thief,\u201d explained the first boy. \u201cHe\u2019s targeting Culpepper Lane!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Greta gasped.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVases, television, artwork.\u201d The second boy ticked off his fingers. \u201cEven Mrs. Giovanni\u2019s tiara! We\u2019re questioning everyone. May we come inside?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCertainly,\u201d Greta said. \u201cI was just setting up my new TV.\u201d She ushered them into her immaculate foyer, a sea of diamonds sparkling unnoticed atop her head.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"https:\/\/johnamusesnoone.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">John Adams<\/a><\/p>\n<p>John (he\/him\/his) lives near Kansas City, where he produces comedy shows and writes about teenage detectives, robo-butlers, and cursed cowboys. Twitter: @JohnAmusesNoOne.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWe\u2019re detectives,\u201d said the teenager in Greta\u2019s doorway. \u201cLike Nancy Drew. But guys.\u201d \u201cAnd brothers!\u201d the other boy added. Greta studied them. \u201cSo&#8230;more like&#8230;the Hardy Boys?\u201d \u201cWho?\u201d the Hardly-there Boys asked together. Greta smirked. \u201cNever mind.\u201d \u201cWe\u2019re tracking a thief,\u201d explained the first boy. \u201cHe\u2019s targeting Culpepper Lane!\u201d Greta gasped. \u201cVases, television, artwork.\u201d The second [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[7332,250,517,9898,8667,3029,6134,9899,41,9901,9897,3442,9900,1349,1751,398,9903,9902],"class_list":["post-4494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-artwork","tag-boy","tag-brothers","tag-detectives","tag-diamonds","tag-doorway","tag-foyer","tag-greta","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hardy-boys","tag-john-adams","tag-lane","tag-nancy-drew","tag-teenager","tag-television","tag-thief","tag-tiara","tag-vases"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4495,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4494\/revisions\/4495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}