{"id":4465,"date":"2021-02-05T17:34:22","date_gmt":"2021-02-06T00:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4465"},"modified":"2021-02-05T17:48:30","modified_gmt":"2021-02-06T00:48:30","slug":"status-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/02\/05\/status-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Status Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Tina hated the outdoors. But there she was, Saturday morning\u00ad\u2014hiking with mom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re on the phone too much. You need to experience the outdoors,\u201d her mother said.<\/p>\n<p>Just then, Tina\u2019s friend texted: Don\u2019t forget to update your status, nature girl. LOL.<\/p>\n<p>Pouting, Tina logged onto Twitter and tweeted: \u2018Urban girl meets nature.\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Instantly, 5 likes. Tina smiled. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom, where\u2019s the bathroom?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPrivy is over there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Inside, Tina looked around, tweeting: \u2018First time in a Porta Potty.\u2019 7 likes. She smiled again.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018So nasty, so gross\u2014&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Plop.<\/p>\n<p>Tina paused momentarily. Then carefully navigated her finger into the fetid blue liquid.<\/p>\n<p>Tweet.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Jennifer Lai<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tina hated the outdoors. But there she was, Saturday morning\u00ad\u2014hiking with mom. \u201cYou\u2019re on the phone too much. You need to experience the outdoors,\u201d her mother said. Just then, Tina\u2019s friend texted: Don\u2019t forget to update your status, nature girl. LOL. Pouting, Tina logged onto Twitter and tweeted: \u2018Urban girl meets nature.\u2019 Instantly, 5 likes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[814,8126,1107,41,9834,9451,9837,4096,1023,3744,9836,9835,9833,9832,12],"class_list":["post-4465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bathroom","tag-from-guest-contributor","tag-girl","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hiking","tag-jennifer-lai","tag-like","tag-liquid","tag-mom","tag-nature","tag-porta-potty","tag-privy","tag-saturday","tag-status-update","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4466,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4465\/revisions\/4466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}