{"id":4434,"date":"2021-01-18T18:39:04","date_gmt":"2021-01-19T01:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4434"},"modified":"2021-01-18T18:39:32","modified_gmt":"2021-01-19T01:39:32","slug":"haircut-2-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2021\/01\/18\/haircut-2-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Haircut 2.0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ever since he switched hairdressers, his wife always made remarks about the result.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you sure he&#8217;s qualified? I\u2019d even be better at it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Came the Great Lockdown when most shops had to close and his appointment at the barber shop got cancelled.<\/p>\n<p>After a few weeks his hair started getting unmanageable, so he said: \u201cGo ahead, dear, show us you can do a better job.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She started handling scissors and trimmers as if she were a pro, until finally she stepped back, bent her head to the left, then to the right, and said: \u201cEver considered wearing a hat?\u201d <\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor Herv\u00e9 Suys <\/p>\n<p>Herv\u00e9 (\u00b01968 \u2013 Ronse, Belgium) started writing short stories whilst recovering from a sports injury and he hasn\u2019t stopped since. Generally he writes them hatless and barefooted.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since he switched hairdressers, his wife always made remarks about the result. \u201cAre you sure he&#8217;s qualified? I\u2019d even be better at it.\u201d Came the Great Lockdown when most shops had to close and his appointment at the barber shop got cancelled. After a few weeks his hair started getting unmanageable, so he said: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4715,9783,7135,41,1291,1292,9781,2326,9028,589,8918,2449,757,4490,9785,9782,9786,9784,153],"class_list":["post-4434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-appointment","tag-barber-shop","tag-dear","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hair","tag-haircut","tag-hairdressers","tag-hat","tag-herve-suys","tag-job","tag-lockdown","tag-pro","tag-scissors","tag-shops","tag-the-left","tag-the-result","tag-the-right","tag-trimmers","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4434"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4436,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4434\/revisions\/4436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}