{"id":4335,"date":"2020-11-05T18:09:17","date_gmt":"2020-11-06T01:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4335"},"modified":"2020-11-05T18:09:17","modified_gmt":"2020-11-06T01:09:17","slug":"served","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/11\/05\/served\/","title":{"rendered":"Served"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cYou are served!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe didn\u2019t say.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmm.  No contact, the papers state, so I won\u2019t know.  Let me think.  I haven\u2019t bought her a birthday present for four or five years, but she doesn\u2019t like what I buy anyway.  I always turn over all of the money I make.  She is a great bookkeeper.  No &#8216;out to dinner,&#8217; but I cook often.  I don\u2019t do dishes.  The kids are grown and out on their own.  We don\u2019t talk too much.  I imagine she emptied out the savings.  Where are Ted and I gonna get stoned?  Where am I to sleep?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Virginia Timm<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou are served!\u201d \u201cWhy?\u201d \u201cShe didn\u2019t say.\u201d \u201cHmm. No contact, the papers state, so I won\u2019t know. Let me think. I haven\u2019t bought her a birthday present for four or five years, but she doesn\u2019t like what I buy anyway. I always turn over all of the money I make. She is a great bookkeeper. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[9561,9562,7828,338,3627,41,1221,590,3636,9563,9560],"class_list":["post-4335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-birthday-present","tag-bookkeeper","tag-contact","tag-dinner","tag-dishes","tag-guest-contributor","tag-kids","tag-money","tag-papers","tag-savings","tag-virginia-timm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4335"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4336,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4335\/revisions\/4336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}