{"id":4312,"date":"2020-10-16T16:47:23","date_gmt":"2020-10-16T23:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4312"},"modified":"2020-10-16T16:47:23","modified_gmt":"2020-10-16T23:47:23","slug":"the-new-normal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/10\/16\/the-new-normal\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Normal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Three minutes before the meeting, I don my favorite blouse. It won\u2019t pass the waft test, but I\u2019m out of clean clothes. My flannel pants are ripped; it\u2019ll have to do. My hair is in a bun because styling takes too long. <\/p>\n<p>Apple sauce pools on the high chair; fruity pebbles litter on the floor. <\/p>\n<p>I rush to open the laptop and enter the meeting. Twelve baggy pairs of eyes stare back at me. I then remember that no one can smell my shirt or see my pants. But I wonder if anyone would mind if I went to pee. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Jennifer Lai<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three minutes before the meeting, I don my favorite blouse. It won\u2019t pass the waft test, but I\u2019m out of clean clothes. My flannel pants are ripped; it\u2019ll have to do. My hair is in a bun because styling takes too long. Apple sauce pools on the high chair; fruity pebbles litter on the floor. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[6910,9518,9265,3653,1328,9516,3309,9520,41,1291,9519,9451,3961,4099,7242,2156,3191,9517,1161,4957],"class_list":["post-4312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-anyone","tag-apple-sauce","tag-blouse","tag-bun","tag-clothes","tag-flannel","tag-floor","tag-fruity-pebbles","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hair","tag-high-chair","tag-jennifer-lai","tag-laptop","tag-meeting","tag-normal","tag-pants","tag-shirt","tag-styling","tag-test","tag-waft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4313,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312\/revisions\/4313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}