{"id":4307,"date":"2020-10-13T17:29:59","date_gmt":"2020-10-14T00:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4307"},"modified":"2020-10-13T17:29:59","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T00:29:59","slug":"ajar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/10\/13\/ajar\/","title":{"rendered":"Ajar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cTime sure flies. Tomorrow is already his Big Truthful Day.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m glad we won\u2019t have to lie to him anymore.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt wasn\u2019t really lying \u2013 rather hiding the truth.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat shall we tell him first? About Santa or the Easter Bunny?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWouldn\u2019t you think he already knows this stuff? Probably a few of his classmates must have told.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen we\u2019ll tell him we\u2019re not his real parents and that he\u2019s hereditarily predestined to be offered to the gods.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Both giggle inaudiblely. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cSsssh\u2026 wait\u2026 did you hear that?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo. You are imagining things.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cPerhaps. Are you sure you closed his bedroom door?\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Herv\u00e9 Suys<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cTime sure flies. Tomorrow is already his Big Truthful Day.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m glad we won\u2019t have to lie to him anymore.\u201d \u201cIt wasn\u2019t really lying \u2013 rather hiding the truth.\u201d \u201cWhat shall we tell him first? About Santa or the Easter Bunny?\u201d \u201cWouldn\u2019t you think he already knows this stuff? Probably a few of his classmates [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9508,2867,9507,41,9028,9506,44,8400,7433,8102,1109],"class_list":["post-4307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bedroom-door","tag-classmates","tag-easter-bunny","tag-guest-contributor","tag-herve-suys","tag-lying","tag-santa","tag-stuff","tag-the-truth","tag-things","tag-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4307"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4308,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions\/4308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}