{"id":4269,"date":"2020-09-15T18:53:26","date_gmt":"2020-09-16T01:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4269"},"modified":"2020-09-16T17:16:41","modified_gmt":"2020-09-17T00:16:41","slug":"the-office-visit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/09\/15\/the-office-visit\/","title":{"rendered":"The Office Visit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>In his office at the university, Professor Kudrow pounds on the computer keyboard. His research paper needs a rewrite, his ex-wife wants more child support and he feels a migraine coming on. He wants to go home and get drunk.<\/p>\n<p>His grad student, James, appears in the doorway with an older gentleman.<\/p>\n<p>After introductions, James&#8217; father confronts the professor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My son paid you for a better grade, didn&#8217;t he? Don&#8217;t lie to me. I have documents.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The professor froze.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your silence is proof enough.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He turns to his son, &#8220;My son, a thief and cheat! I&#8217;m reporting both of you.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Deborah Shrimplin<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In his office at the university, Professor Kudrow pounds on the computer keyboard. His research paper needs a rewrite, his ex-wife wants more child support and he feels a migraine coming on. He wants to go home and get drunk. His grad student, James, appears in the doorway with an older gentleman. After introductions, James&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[9438,9436,3337,8862,3418,3029,9435,1350,296,9437,5294,41,6188,3315,186,1771,4761,9433,9434,1838,1730,398,2384,4697],"class_list":["post-4269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-cheat","tag-child-support","tag-computer","tag-deborah-shrimplin","tag-documents","tag-doorway","tag-ex-wife","tag-father","tag-gentleman","tag-grad-student","tag-grade","tag-guest-contributor","tag-keyboard","tag-migraine","tag-office","tag-professor","tag-proof","tag-research-paper","tag-rewrite","tag-silence","tag-son","tag-thief","tag-university","tag-visit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4269"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4271,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269\/revisions\/4271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}