{"id":4162,"date":"2020-07-13T17:35:20","date_gmt":"2020-07-14T00:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4162"},"modified":"2020-08-03T17:28:15","modified_gmt":"2020-08-04T00:28:15","slug":"super-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/07\/13\/super-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cI vacuumed and mopped,\u201d Andy said to his wife, Michelle.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally?\u201d Michelle replied, looking up from scrubbing the upstairs toilet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d Andy beamed. \u201cAnd you didn\u2019t even have to ask.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFantastic,\u201d Michelle said before turning back to attack the porcelain with a scrub brush. \u201cYour award ceremony will be on ESPN tonight at seven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCool!\u2019 Andy said, and he took his cellphone to the downstairs bathroom to catch up on Facebook. Thirty minutes later when he flushed for the second time, he was starting to wonder if Michelle had been joking.<\/p>\n<p>He decided to set the DVR just in case.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor John Sheirer <\/p>\n<p>John is an author and teacher who loves living in New England. His most recent book is Fever Cabin, a fictional journal of a man isolating out of fear of COVID-19 who confronts his life choices. Proceeds benefit virus relief organizations. Find John at <a href=\"http:\/\/JohnSheirer.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">JohnSheirer.com<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI vacuumed and mopped,\u201d Andy said to his wife, Michelle. \u201cReally?\u201d Michelle replied, looking up from scrubbing the upstairs toilet. \u201cYes,\u201d Andy beamed. \u201cAnd you didn\u2019t even have to ask.\u201d \u201cFantastic,\u201d Michelle said before turning back to attack the porcelain with a scrub brush. \u201cYour award ceremony will be on ESPN tonight at seven.\u201d \u201cCool!\u2019 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[9224,814,6258,9226,9225,5431,41,7246,9222,9223,9221,816,153],"class_list":["post-4162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-award-ceremony","tag-bathroom","tag-cellphone","tag-dvr","tag-espn","tag-facebook","tag-guest-contributor","tag-john-sheirer","tag-porcelain","tag-scrub-brush","tag-super-man","tag-toilet","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4163,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4162\/revisions\/4163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}