{"id":4087,"date":"2020-06-09T17:41:43","date_gmt":"2020-06-10T00:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4087"},"modified":"2020-06-09T17:41:43","modified_gmt":"2020-06-10T00:41:43","slug":"a-new-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/06\/09\/a-new-home\/","title":{"rendered":"A New Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>NATURE SUBMISSION: <\/p>\n<p>\u201cHi, we\u2019re the new foster parents. Are the little ones ready?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman who opened the door has tears in her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re early.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe were anxious to see them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPromise me you\u2019ll take care of them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUm\u2026 certainly, madam.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll get my husband.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A man comes to the door, carrying a basket and then handing it over.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs everything all right with the missus? She seems a bit upset. She IS aware we will end up eating them, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSssst. No need to remind her of that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaybe you should consider to stop giving away free tomato plants, then.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Herv\u00e9 Suys<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NATURE SUBMISSION: \u201cHi, we\u2019re the new foster parents. Are the little ones ready?\u201d The woman who opened the door has tears in her eyes. \u201cYou\u2019re early.\u201d \u201cWe were anxious to see them.\u201d \u201cPromise me you\u2019ll take care of them.\u201d \u201cUm\u2026 certainly, madam.\u201d \u201cI\u2019ll get my husband.\u201d A man comes to the door, carrying a basket [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2477,9088,41,9028,134,1285,9089,9090,9060,1499,1323,3072],"class_list":["post-4087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-basket","tag-foster-parents","tag-guest-contributor","tag-herve-suys","tag-home","tag-husband","tag-madam","tag-missus","tag-nature-contest","tag-plants","tag-tears","tag-tomato"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4088,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4087\/revisions\/4088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}