{"id":4045,"date":"2020-05-21T17:32:16","date_gmt":"2020-05-22T00:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=4045"},"modified":"2020-05-21T17:32:16","modified_gmt":"2020-05-22T00:32:16","slug":"papers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/05\/21\/papers\/","title":{"rendered":"Papers"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Good afternoon, sir. Can I see your papers, please?<\/p>\n

– Is there a problem, officer? I don\u2019t think I was speeding, was I?<\/p>\n

– I said: papers.<\/p>\n

– …uhm…all right. Here they are.<\/p>\n

– Are you the person on this ID?<\/p>\n

– Yes, I am.<\/p>\n

– This picture isn\u2019t very recent.<\/p>\n

– Can I take a look? … No it isn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

– I\u2019m afraid I\u2019ll have to bring you in, sir.<\/p>\n

– What? Because my picture isn\u2019t very up-to-date?<\/p>\n

– No sir, because of the consequences it might have.<\/p>\n

– Such as?<\/p>\n

– Well…you might run into someone you bullied as a kid and who is now a cop.<\/strong><\/p>\n

From Guest Contributor Herv\u00e9 Suys<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Good afternoon, sir. Can I see your papers, please? – Is there a problem, officer? I don\u2019t think I was speeding, was I? – I said: papers. – …uhm…all right. Here they are. – Are you the person on this ID? – Yes, I am. – This picture isn\u2019t very recent. – Can I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2666,1959,41,9028,1784,4501,3211,3636,4760,5895],"class_list":["post-4045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-afternoon","tag-cop","tag-guest-contributor","tag-herve-suys","tag-id","tag-kid","tag-officer","tag-papers","tag-picture","tag-problem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4045"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4046,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4045\/revisions\/4046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}