{"id":3994,"date":"2020-04-23T19:24:37","date_gmt":"2020-04-24T02:24:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3994"},"modified":"2020-04-23T19:24:37","modified_gmt":"2020-04-24T02:24:37","slug":"the-universes-greatest-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/04\/23\/the-universes-greatest-hero\/","title":{"rendered":"The Universe&#8217;s Greatest Hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>As the handsome Captain Cahill hurtles through the cosmos at 186,000 miles per second, his mind wanders back to his finest victory. At the Battle of Vynsenulon VI, when he lured the Gigarachnids into a narrow crevasse and lit the charges above them, burying their army under five tons of granite. His actions that day earned him three medals, one for heroism, one for bravery, and one for valor. Captain Ronald Cahill, the universe&#8217;s greatest hero. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m leaving you, Ronny.\u201d He barely hears from virtual reality, \u201cCall me if you ever grow the fuck up!\u201d His wife slams the door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Rob Howard<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the handsome Captain Cahill hurtles through the cosmos at 186,000 miles per second, his mind wanders back to his finest victory. At the Battle of Vynsenulon VI, when he lured the Gigarachnids into a narrow crevasse and lit the charges above them, burying their army under five tons of granite. His actions that day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[567,2119,2286,2000,8943,8941,8942,5590,41,196,8945,8944,2922,8940,465,8946,489,8947,153],"class_list":["post-3994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-army","tag-battle","tag-bravery","tag-captain","tag-charges","tag-cosmos","tag-crevasse","tag-granite","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hero","tag-heroism","tag-medals","tag-mind","tag-rob-howard","tag-universe","tag-valor","tag-victory","tag-virtual-reality","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3995,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3994\/revisions\/3995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}