{"id":3991,"date":"2020-04-22T19:56:22","date_gmt":"2020-04-23T02:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3991"},"modified":"2020-04-22T19:56:22","modified_gmt":"2020-04-23T02:56:22","slug":"pests","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/04\/22\/pests\/","title":{"rendered":"Pests"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Two men relaxed on a patio overlooking a lush garden, talking conversationally.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m having a lot of trouble with these pests. They\u2019re just everywhere! In my backyard, my pond, and even the kids\u2019 sandbox,\u201d the larger man said, shaking his head.<\/p>\n<p>His companion sipped from a bottle. \u201cSame with us. They destroy everything, but I still feel bad about killing them. They\u2019re probably just trying to survive.\u201d The smaller man paused before pointing to the ground. \u201cLook, there\u2019s one now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The larger man stomped on the creature with a look of disgust before wiping his boot.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPesky humans,\u201d he grumbled.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"http:\/\/caitlynpalmer.com.au\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Caitlyn Palmer<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two men relaxed on a patio overlooking a lush garden, talking conversationally. \u201cI\u2019m having a lot of trouble with these pests. They\u2019re just everywhere! In my backyard, my pond, and even the kids\u2019 sandbox,\u201d the larger man said, shaking his head. His companion sipped from a bottle. \u201cSame with us. They destroy everything, but I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[3074,2425,2219,1715,419,3555,2625,4645,6401,1632,7023,3918],"class_list":["post-3991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-backyard","tag-boot","tag-bottle","tag-companion","tag-garden","tag-ground","tag-humans","tag-patio","tag-pests","tag-pond","tag-sandbox","tag-trouble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3991"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3992,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991\/revisions\/3992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}