{"id":3955,"date":"2020-04-08T22:45:54","date_gmt":"2020-04-09T05:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3955"},"modified":"2020-04-08T22:45:54","modified_gmt":"2020-04-09T05:45:54","slug":"like-mommy-and-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2020\/04\/08\/like-mommy-and-daddy\/","title":{"rendered":"Like Mommy and Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Mommy, you and daddy look funny.” said five-year-old Julia.<\/p>\n

“We’re OK. We are flying high!” Julia’s mommy replied as she chewed a weed-laced cookie.<\/p>\n

“These cookies! Flyin’ like a bird,” Julia’s daddy sang.<\/p>\n

He took another cookie off the plate on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n

“Let’s go upstairs, sweetheart. A little lovin’ ……Julia, watch TV.”<\/p>\n

Julia watched as her parents climbed the stairs. She grabbed a cookie, then ran upstairs to her bedroom and ate it.<\/p>\n

When her beautiful wings fluttered, she floated to the open window.<\/p>\n

She pushed out the screen and thought, “I wanna fly like mommy and daddy.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

From Guest Contributor Deborah Shrimplin<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Mommy, you and daddy look funny.” said five-year-old Julia. “We’re OK. We are flying high!” Julia’s mommy replied as she chewed a weed-laced cookie. “These cookies! Flyin’ like a bird,” Julia’s daddy sang. He took another cookie off the plate on the kitchen table. “Let’s go upstairs, sweetheart. A little lovin’ ……Julia, watch TV.” Julia […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1359,2260,4333,2871,8862,41,6769,2872,649,3371,5029,3836,723,8196,3278,1841,2361],"class_list":["post-3955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bedroom","tag-bird","tag-cookie","tag-daddy","tag-deborah-shrimplin","tag-guest-contributor","tag-kitchen-table","tag-mommy","tag-parents","tag-plate","tag-screen","tag-sweetheart","tag-tv","tag-upstairs","tag-weed","tag-window","tag-wings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3956,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955\/revisions\/3956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}