{"id":387,"date":"2010-06-02T15:56:43","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T07:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=387"},"modified":"2010-06-02T15:56:43","modified_gmt":"2010-06-02T07:56:43","slug":"apocrypha-natural-history-act-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/06\/02\/apocrypha-natural-history-act-iii\/","title":{"rendered":"Apocrypha of Natural History &#8211; Act III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Amidst all the trimmings that the gardeners of our reality have deemed inappropriate for existence, all the strange treasures from lost histories, only one thing interests the Thief.\u00a0 Despite its quiet profile, it\u2019s the one artifact that promises to fracture the Thief\u2019s world and reinvent it anew.\u00a0 Gingerly, the Thief opens the chest\u2026.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> A scroll, written in ancient Aramaic, tells a story.\u00a0 It tells of a world where Mashup Month was never possible.\u00a0 Where <em>thegooddoctor <\/em>rose, put on his man-panties, and never enriched my weblog with delightful synergies of truth and fiction.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> The Thief places the scroll in her bag.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amidst all the trimmings that the gardeners of our reality have deemed inappropriate for existence, all the strange treasures from lost histories, only one thing interests the Thief.\u00a0 Despite its quiet profile, it\u2019s the one artifact that promises to fracture the Thief\u2019s world and reinvent it anew.\u00a0 Gingerly, the Thief opens the chest\u2026. A scroll, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[400,397,478,399,398,479],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-alternate-history","tag-apocrypha","tag-man-panties","tag-natural-history-museum","tag-thief","tag-weblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":389,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions\/389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}