{"id":380,"date":"2010-06-02T15:43:58","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T07:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=380"},"modified":"2010-06-03T06:06:46","modified_gmt":"2010-06-02T22:06:46","slug":"sergio-leone-time-square-naked-cowboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/06\/02\/sergio-leone-time-square-naked-cowboy\/","title":{"rendered":"Sergio Leone Versus Time Square&#8217;s Naked Cowboy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A high, warbling whistle split the air, interrupting the Naked Cowboy\u2019s three-line act.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWho\u2019re you?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cIn this world there are two types of people my friend: those with guitars and diapers, and those with loaded guns.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Naked Cowboy\u2019s gaze drifted to the pistol casually pointed at his head.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cHey <\/strong><strong>man<\/strong><strong>, I\u2019m just here to take pictures!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Man With No Name squinted.\u00a0 He squinted hard.\u00a0 He squinted into the sun and his eyes glinted like steel spurs.\u00a0 The Naked Cowboy started to pee a little.\u00a0 Finally, the Man With No Name holstered his .45.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cPut on a goddamn poncho.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A high, warbling whistle split the air, interrupting the Naked Cowboy\u2019s three-line act. \u201cWho\u2019re you?\u201d \u201cIn this world there are two types of people my friend: those with guitars and diapers, and those with loaded guns.\u201d The Naked Cowboy\u2019s gaze drifted to the pistol casually pointed at his head. \u201cHey man, I\u2019m just here to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[467,471,466,468,470,469],"class_list":["post-380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-467","tag-clint-eastwood","tag-cowboy","tag-naked","tag-sergio-leone","tag-time-square"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":390,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions\/390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}