{"id":375,"date":"2010-06-01T16:41:44","date_gmt":"2010-06-01T08:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=375"},"modified":"2010-06-01T16:42:26","modified_gmt":"2010-06-01T08:42:26","slug":"total-complete-awesomeness-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/06\/01\/total-complete-awesomeness-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Total And Complete Awesomeness"},"content":{"rendered":"

“This place is awesome!”<\/p>\n

“Seriously. It’s the best place ever.”<\/p>\n

“So much better than I imagined. Like your imagination is rendered completely inadequate by the fact there’s no way to even conceive total and complete awesomeness.”<\/p>\n

“The omniscience is a nice touch. Really puts the whole thing over the top.”<\/p>\n

“Only one thing bothers me.”<\/p>\n

“What’s that?”<\/p>\n

“Why did we have to be alive at all? Why not just start off in heaven and stay here the whole time? Because not being in heaven really sucks.”<\/p>\n

“Yeah. If God really loved us, he would have skipped the whole living part.”<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“This place is awesome!” “Seriously. It’s the best place ever.” “So much better than I imagined. Like your imagination is rendered completely inadequate by the fact there’s no way to even conceive total and complete awesomeness.” “The omniscience is a nice touch. Really puts the whole thing over the top.” “Only one thing bothers me.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[464,108,420,463],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-afterlife","tag-god","tag-heaven","tag-omniscience"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":377,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions\/377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}