{"id":373,"date":"2010-05-31T15:47:17","date_gmt":"2010-05-31T07:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=373"},"modified":"2010-05-31T15:47:17","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T07:47:17","slug":"election","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/05\/31\/election\/","title":{"rendered":"The Election"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Charlton Heston chewed through debates like a drunk cow gnaws at grass. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not only did I play Moses, but I could win this election with a camel as a running mate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, he was asked to clarify.  &#8220;No, I&#8217;m not speaking metaphorically.  An honest to God live camel. I&#8217;ve got one on the ranch, and if it isn&#8217;t more fit to govern than my opponent, then this cow&#8217;s had too much vodka.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Only after the election did the voting populace realize Charlton Heston had died in 2008.  And that&#8217;s the story of how a camel became President of the United States.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charlton Heston chewed through debates like a drunk cow gnaws at grass. &#8220;Not only did I play Moses, but I could win this election with a camel as a running mate.&#8221; Afterwards, he was asked to clarify. &#8220;No, I&#8217;m not speaking metaphorically. An honest to God live camel. I&#8217;ve got one on the ranch, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[203,460,461,318,388,462],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-camel","tag-charlton-heston","tag-cow","tag-election","tag-moses","tag-president-of-the-united-states"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":374,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}