{"id":3704,"date":"2019-11-09T17:01:38","date_gmt":"2019-11-10T00:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3704"},"modified":"2019-11-09T17:01:38","modified_gmt":"2019-11-10T00:01:38","slug":"a-termination-at-jaguar-tree-conditioning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2019\/11\/09\/a-termination-at-jaguar-tree-conditioning\/","title":{"rendered":"A Termination At Jaguar Tree Conditioning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cYou ordered the wrong humidifiers, Eckersley.  We\u2019re letting you go.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Eckersley blinked disbelievingly.  Nineteen years in data entry and supply procurement. <\/p>\n<p>As security was escorting him to the exit with his belongings, Eckersley abruptly broke free and fled to the (HEC) Harsh Elements Chamber.  <\/p>\n<p>Their company was based out of a biodome in Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania where they simulated extreme jungle, desert, and arctic conditions to test the constitution of military grade radar equipment and software.  <\/p>\n<p>Sealing the doors behind him, his elusive promotion finally at hand, he sprinted confidently into the dunes and vanished\u2014smiling\u2014into a quicksand pit.<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/karmacrusade\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Thomas Fitzgerald McCarthy<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou ordered the wrong humidifiers, Eckersley. We\u2019re letting you go.\u201d Eckersley blinked disbelievingly. Nineteen years in data entry and supply procurement. As security was escorting him to the exit with his belongings, Eckersley abruptly broke free and fled to the (HEC) Harsh Elements Chamber. Their company was based out of a biodome in Lehigh Valley, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[8321,8317,8318,7225,8313,6882,1280,8315,145,8325,8207,8322,3302,5294,41,8314,8312,7065,8319,265,8320,1226,8316,8324,1225,5714,596,8323,8311,8310,258],"class_list":["post-3704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-artic","tag-belongings","tag-biodome","tag-chamber","tag-conditioning","tag-conditions","tag-constitution","tag-data-entry","tag-desert","tag-dunes","tag-elements","tag-equipment","tag-exit","tag-grade","tag-guest-contributor","tag-humidifiers","tag-jaguar","tag-jungle","tag-lehigh-valley","tag-military","tag-pennsylvania","tag-pit","tag-procurement","tag-promotion","tag-quicksand","tag-radar","tag-security","tag-software","tag-termination","tag-thomas-fitzgerald-mccarthy","tag-tree"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3705,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704\/revisions\/3705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}