{"id":3590,"date":"2019-07-26T18:40:35","date_gmt":"2019-07-27T01:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3590"},"modified":"2019-07-26T18:40:35","modified_gmt":"2019-07-27T01:40:35","slug":"a-scorned-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2019\/07\/26\/a-scorned-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"A Scorned Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>You must realize my darling, that men have more immediate needs than a woman? Allowances should be made for us. You women don\u2019t have to contend with an unruly member when it gets a whiff of a beautiful woman, especially if she smiles back.<\/p>\n<p>You truly don\u2019t have to do this. Please let me out. If you send me back, I\u2019ll not ever be able to return. Please, please, Ruthie, I swear to you I won\u2019t ever stray again. It\u2019s the only time-machine in existence, and I\u2019m much too fat to run from the dinosaurs at my time of life.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Len Mooring<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You must realize my darling, that men have more immediate needs than a woman? Allowances should be made for us. You women don\u2019t have to contend with an unruly member when it gets a whiff of a beautiful woman, especially if she smiles back. You truly don\u2019t have to do this. Please let me out. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[8049,3837,46,41,8012,2191,8050,7150,8048,162,8051,2382],"class_list":["post-3590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-allowances","tag-darling","tag-dinosaurs","tag-guest-contributor","tag-len-mooring","tag-life","tag-member","tag-men","tag-needs","tag-time-machine","tag-whiff","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3591,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3590\/revisions\/3591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}