{"id":3551,"date":"2019-06-17T19:29:54","date_gmt":"2019-06-18T02:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3551"},"modified":"2019-06-19T23:09:15","modified_gmt":"2019-06-20T06:09:15","slug":"mr-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2019\/06\/17\/mr-death\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The security guard at the door had asked you to open your backpack, please. All the contents had crumbled as soon as they\u2019d been exposed to light. Now a bride and groom were standing on a raised platform with blindfolds in place. \u201cI feel like we\u2019re in the apocalypse,\u201d I whispered. \u201cWe kinda are,\u201d you answered. And yet most of the attendees maintained the blank expression usually reserved for looking at glowing screens. An officiant in a hooded garment joined the couple up on stage. We should\u2019ve left then, before the dancers sprang out from somewhere and scattered your ashes. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Howie Good<\/p>\n<p>Howie is on the pavement, thinking about the government.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The security guard at the door had asked you to open your backpack, please. All the contents had crumbled as soon as they\u2019d been exposed to light. Now a bride and groom were standing on a raised platform with blindfolds in place. \u201cI feel like we\u2019re in the apocalypse,\u201d I whispered. \u201cWe kinda are,\u201d you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[594,5026,7953,5437,7954,1807,2702,6635,980,295,2805,7956,7952,41,7349,1230,7955,6370,5234,2350,4445],"class_list":["post-3551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-apocalypse","tag-ashes","tag-attendees","tag-backpack","tag-blank-expression","tag-blindfolds","tag-bride","tag-contents","tag-couple","tag-death","tag-door","tag-garment","tag-groom","tag-guest-contributor","tag-howie-good","tag-light","tag-officiant","tag-platform","tag-screens","tag-security-guard","tag-stage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3552,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions\/3552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}