{"id":3540,"date":"2019-06-05T15:24:37","date_gmt":"2019-06-05T22:24:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3540"},"modified":"2019-06-10T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2019-06-11T00:15:00","slug":"drivers-ed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2019\/06\/05\/drivers-ed\/","title":{"rendered":"Driver\u2019s Ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>If you slow down for a yellow light, the cops will write you a ticket. Of course, if you blow through the light, they\u2019ll write you a ticket for that, too. Half the drivers resist but soon give up, half try to hide. I didn\u2019t believe my friends when they first told me. Then people started collapsing due to the stress of the situation. I\u2019d seen rockets explode on liftoff, coyotes violate dogs. Yet I didn\u2019t expect this at all. Our lives are just daydreams in a dead landscape. It\u2019s now a crime in Utah to harass cattle with drones.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Howie Good <\/p>\n<p>Howie is on the pavement, thinking about the government.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you slow down for a yellow light, the cops will write you a ticket. Of course, if you blow through the light, they\u2019ll write you a ticket for that, too. Half the drivers resist but soon give up, half try to hide. I didn\u2019t believe my friends when they first told me. Then people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[7932,197,7930,13,7931,999,771,7928,5077,1155,116,41,7349,3405,7929,1230,3891,1050,7615,2413,4462,1058],"class_list":["post-3540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-cattle","tag-cops","tag-coyotes","tag-crime","tag-daydreams","tag-dead","tag-dogs","tag-drivers-ed","tag-drivers","tag-drones","tag-friends","tag-guest-contributor","tag-howie-good","tag-landscape","tag-liftoff","tag-light","tag-lives","tag-rockets","tag-situation","tag-stress","tag-ticket","tag-utah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3540"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3541,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3540\/revisions\/3541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}