{"id":3517,"date":"2019-05-13T20:16:28","date_gmt":"2019-05-14T03:16:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3517"},"modified":"2019-05-15T10:11:36","modified_gmt":"2019-05-15T17:11:36","slug":"kiss-your-ass-goodbye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2019\/05\/13\/kiss-your-ass-goodbye\/","title":{"rendered":"Kiss Your Ass Goodbye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>There are always more volunteers than available spots on the firing squad. But the really terrible part isn\u2019t how cold it is out. It\u2019s how much I tremble. The I Ching advises, \u201cWait in the meadow,\u201d meaning caring for a cow will bring luck. I can remember a time when everyone wasn\u2019t in such a hurry to fuck off to somewhere. Now, whatever phone number I punch in, the suicide hotline picks up. I think about mentioning this to someone. And then I get distracted by the wind and the rain and the loud kissing noises they seem to make.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Howie Good<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are always more volunteers than available spots on the firing squad. But the really terrible part isn\u2019t how cold it is out. It\u2019s how much I tremble. The I Ching advises, \u201cWait in the meadow,\u201d meaning caring for a cow will bring luck. I can remember a time when everyone wasn\u2019t in such a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1833,461,1029,5854,7885,41,7889,7349,7887,2052,823,5622,7890,7886,7888,1414,7884,564,1109,7883,275],"class_list":["post-3517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-ass","tag-cow","tag-curses","tag-everyone","tag-firing-squad","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hotline","tag-howie-good","tag-i-ching","tag-kiss","tag-luck","tag-meadow","tag-noises","tag-part","tag-phone-number","tag-rain","tag-spots","tag-suicide","tag-time","tag-volunteers","tag-wind"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3518,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517\/revisions\/3518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}