{"id":3510,"date":"2019-05-06T09:31:31","date_gmt":"2019-05-06T16:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3510"},"modified":"2019-05-06T09:31:31","modified_gmt":"2019-05-06T16:31:31","slug":"wheatfield-with-crows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2019\/05\/06\/wheatfield-with-crows\/","title":{"rendered":"Wheatfield With Crows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>He presented himself at Licensed Brothel No. 1 and asked with formal politeness for the girl named Rachel. When she appeared, dressed for work in stockings and a slip, he handed her his ear (or, more precisely, the lower half of his left ear, wrapped in cloth). \u201cGuard this object carefully,\u201d he said without prelude, and you would\u2019ve thought he was bestowing on her a fabulous piece of art. Then he turned and walked away. She was accustomed to getting freaky requests from men in her boudoir, but this was a first. The police said call if it happened again.  <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Howie Good<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He presented himself at Licensed Brothel No. 1 and asked with formal politeness for the girl named Rachel. When she appeared, dressed for work in stockings and a slip, he handed her his ear (or, more precisely, the lower half of his left ear, wrapped in cloth). \u201cGuard this object carefully,\u201d he said without prelude, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[7865,3049,7862,536,2174,1107,41,7349,7863,7864,198,7860,7461,7222,7861,7859],"class_list":["post-3510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-boudoir","tag-brothel","tag-cloth","tag-crows","tag-ear","tag-girl","tag-guest-contributor","tag-howie-good","tag-object","tag-piece-of-art","tag-police","tag-politeness","tag-prelude","tag-slip","tag-stockings","tag-wheat-field"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3510"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3511,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510\/revisions\/3511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}