{"id":3485,"date":"2019-04-08T09:31:04","date_gmt":"2019-04-08T16:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3485"},"modified":"2019-04-08T09:31:04","modified_gmt":"2019-04-08T16:31:04","slug":"cannibal-snacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2019\/04\/08\/cannibal-snacks\/","title":{"rendered":"Cannibal Snacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The only store open at that hour was out of the first-aid cream I needed. Security cameras recorded what happened next. I ran amok in the chips and candy aisle, as if a slave to junk food. It was scary how much I could pack in. By the time the cops showed up, I was outside again and a cat had become just a red smear in the road. Someone recently asked me how I would describe red to a blind person. I shrugged. No one wants your honest opinion, ever. They may say they do, but they really don\u2019t.<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor Howie Good<\/p>\n<p>Howie Good is the author of The Titanic Sails at Dawn (Alien Buddha Press, 2019)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only store open at that hour was out of the first-aid cream I needed. Security cameras recorded what happened next. I ran amok in the chips and candy aisle, as if a slave to junk food. It was scary how much I could pack in. By the time the cops showed up, I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[5553,4724,1475,7371,835,7319,197,4016,7805,41,3920,5038,7349,7807,3715,2928,7106,1717,7806,2739,7808,1049,3271],"class_list":["post-3485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-aisle","tag-blind","tag-candy","tag-cannibal","tag-cat","tag-chips","tag-cops","tag-cream","tag-first-aid","tag-guest-contributor","tag-honest","tag-hour","tag-howie-good","tag-junk-food","tag-opinion","tag-outside","tag-person","tag-road","tag-security-cameras","tag-slave","tag-smear","tag-snacks","tag-store"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3486,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3485\/revisions\/3486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}