{"id":3410,"date":"2019-01-31T11:53:16","date_gmt":"2019-01-31T18:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3410"},"modified":"2019-01-31T11:55:02","modified_gmt":"2019-01-31T18:55:02","slug":"teed-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2019\/01\/31\/teed-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Teed Off"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>When Matt Dobson teed off for the tenth hole, he drilled Brian Witherspoon, who weighs about 350, as he bent over to pick up what he thought was a quarter but turned out to be a gum wrapper.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cWell damn,\u201d Brian yelled, \u201cDobson\u2019s ball hit me square in the ass!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Everyone got real quiet and we thought a situation might develop, but Lawson jumped off the bench and yelled, \u201cOh come on, he missed your asshole by five inches.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Then everyone started laughing and so Brian walked over and shook Dobson\u2019s hand and we all got on with our game.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Andrew Miller<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Andrew retired from a career that included university teaching and research. Now he has time to pursue his long-held interest in creative writing. Check out some of his publications at: <\/em><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewcmiller.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>http:\/\/www.andrewcmiller.com\/<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Matt Dobson teed off for the tenth hole, he drilled Brian Witherspoon, who weighs about 350, as he bent over to pick up what he thought was a quarter but turned out to be a gum wrapper. \u201cWell damn,\u201d Brian yelled, \u201cDobson\u2019s ball hit me square in the ass!\u201d Everyone got real quiet and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[7590,1833,2696,5854,2479,849,41,7614,2066,181,7616,1762,4726,7615,3444,7613],"class_list":["post-3410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-andrew-miller","tag-ass","tag-bench","tag-everyone","tag-game","tag-golf","tag-guest-contributor","tag-gum-wrapper","tag-hand","tag-hole","tag-inches","tag-laughter","tag-quarter","tag-situation","tag-square","tag-tee"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3410"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3413,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410\/revisions\/3413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}