{"id":331,"date":"2010-05-07T09:31:39","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T01:31:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=331"},"modified":"2010-05-07T09:31:39","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T01:31:39","slug":"statler-waldorfs-bogus-journey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/05\/07\/statler-waldorfs-bogus-journey\/","title":{"rendered":"Statler And Waldorf’s Bogus Journey"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Welcome to Hell, boys.”<\/p>\n

The two old men took a gander at their new home.<\/p>\n

“This place is wonderful.”<\/p>\n

“Bravo.”<\/p>\n

“I love it.”<\/p>\n

“This is great!”<\/p>\n

The sweat started to stream down their temples.<\/p>\n

“Well, it’s pretty good.”<\/p>\n

“Well, it isn’t bad.”<\/p>\n

“There are parts of it that aren’t very good though.”<\/p>\n

“It could be a lot better.”<\/p>\n

The eternal torment begins.<\/p>\n

“I don’t really like it.”<\/p>\n

“It’s pretty terrible.”<\/p>\n

“It’s bad.”<\/p>\n

“It’s awful!”<\/p>\n

“It’s terrible!”<\/p>\n

“Get us out of here.”<\/p>\n

“Boo!”<\/p>\n

“I know it’s too late now, but I have so many regrets about how we lived our lives.”
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