{"id":3295,"date":"2018-10-29T22:00:56","date_gmt":"2018-10-30T05:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3295"},"modified":"2018-10-30T20:12:27","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T03:12:27","slug":"cannibal-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2018\/10\/29\/cannibal-summer\/","title":{"rendered":"My Cannibal Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Hurricane season is upon us. Heat is the agitation of molecules. Today it\u2019s raining, and my car is lonely as an empty swimming pool. Like a lost pilot, I drive myself around and around, although I don\u2019t know where I\u2019m going.  All I can hear is black and white noise. Yesterday, I combed my hysterical hair, so I looked like someone based on real events. When I applied for the lifeguard job, I told them I prefer select flesh, and I never let the weather bother me. Was Amelia Earhart\u2019s body ever recovered? I\u2019m pretty sure there is still time.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bradrosepoetry.com\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Brad Rose<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hurricane season is upon us. Heat is the agitation of molecules. Today it\u2019s raining, and my car is lonely as an empty swimming pool. Like a lost pilot, I drive myself around and around, although I don\u2019t know where I\u2019m going. All I can hear is black and white noise. Yesterday, I combed my hysterical [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[7372,7377,1677,7370,7371,5784,3301,1291,1268,1918,589,7376,7373,2183,2233,7375,1414,4065,700,7374,1109,1353],"class_list":["post-3295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-agitation","tag-amelia-earhart","tag-body","tag-brad-rose","tag-cannibal","tag-events","tag-flesh","tag-hair","tag-heat","tag-hurricane","tag-job","tag-lifeguard","tag-mar","tag-molecules","tag-noise","tag-pilot","tag-rain","tag-season","tag-summer","tag-swimming-pool","tag-time","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3296,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3295\/revisions\/3296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}