{"id":3211,"date":"2018-08-13T19:40:43","date_gmt":"2018-08-14T02:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3211"},"modified":"2018-08-14T16:24:44","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T23:24:44","slug":"backroads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2018\/08\/13\/backroads\/","title":{"rendered":"Backroads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>State troopers in the backwoods called in the wrong road. At 90 mph, the sign was a blur. So deputies set the spike strip in the wrong place.<\/p>\n<p>As Bob fiddled with the radio, flipping through static and endless commercials, his pickup suddenly went airborne, tumbling through cornstalks.<\/p>\n<p>Officers had Bob handcuffed at gunpoint in seconds. Cuffs cut off his circulation. An hour passed before they learned of the mix-up. Cordiality crept into their tones.<\/p>\n<p>A deputy in shades took Bob aside.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook, we\u2019re just out here trying to keep you safe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSafe,\u201d Bob muttered, his temple damp with blood.<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor Joseph S. Pete <\/p>\n<p>Joseph is an award-winning journalist, an Iraq War veteran, an Indiana University graduate, a book reviewer, a photographer, and a frequent guest on Lakeshore Public Radio. His literary or photographic work has appeared in more than 100 journals, including The Evening Theatre, The Tipton Poetry Journal, Chicago Literati, Dogzplot, Proximity Magazine, Stoneboat, The High Window, and the Synesthesia Literary Journal. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>State troopers in the backwoods called in the wrong road. At 90 mph, the sign was a blur. So deputies set the spike strip in the wrong place. As Bob fiddled with the radio, flipping through static and endless commercials, his pickup suddenly went airborne, tumbling through cornstalks. Officers had Bob handcuffed at gunpoint in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[7184,7186,281,7187,7194,7191,7196,7192,7193,7188,7197,41,5798,7195,5385,5263,2570,1717,7198,2785,7189,7185,7190,1739,4607],"class_list":["post-3211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-backroads","tag-backwoods","tag-blood","tag-blur","tag-circulation","tag-commercials","tag-cordiality","tag-cornstalks","tag-cuffs","tag-deputies","tag-deputy","tag-guest-contributor","tag-joseph-s-pete","tag-mix-up","tag-officers","tag-pickup","tag-radio","tag-road","tag-shades","tag-sign","tag-spike-strip","tag-state-troopers","tag-static","tag-temple","tag-tones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3211"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3212,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3211\/revisions\/3212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}