{"id":3186,"date":"2018-07-25T16:17:42","date_gmt":"2018-07-25T23:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3186"},"modified":"2018-07-26T16:47:57","modified_gmt":"2018-07-26T23:47:57","slug":"i-shouldve-known-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2018\/07\/25\/i-shouldve-known-better\/","title":{"rendered":"I Should\u2019ve Known Better"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The sweat is dripping down my neck. I chug water to quench my thirst,<br \/>\nbut it doesn\u2019t alleviate my heated body. Why did I promise my wife I\u2019d<br \/>\nplant the basil seeds today? Why? Because I\u2019m an idiot and she knows it.<br \/>\nIf I have a heart attack, all she\u2019ll care about is the garden.<\/p>\n<p>I finally finish up and brush myself off. I can\u2019t wait to feel the cool<br \/>\nshower on my body.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you finish up outside?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, Dear, the planting is done.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Now I know better than to have an affair with another woman in our<br \/>\nhouse. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Lisa M. Scuderi-Burkimsher<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sweat is dripping down my neck. I chug water to quench my thirst, but it doesn\u2019t alleviate my heated body. Why did I promise my wife I\u2019d plant the basil seeds today? Why? Because I\u2019m an idiot and she knows it. If I have a heart attack, all she\u2019ll care about is the garden. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2336,7136,7133,1677,7135,419,41,5000,2103,3570,5521,2420,7134,3833,3134,5186,177,153],"class_list":["post-3186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-affair","tag-another-woman","tag-basil-seeds","tag-body","tag-dear","tag-garden","tag-guest-contributor","tag-heart-attack","tag-house","tag-idiot","tag-lisa-m-scuderi-burkimsher","tag-neck","tag-planting","tag-shower","tag-sweat","tag-thirst","tag-water","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3187,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186\/revisions\/3187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}