{"id":3094,"date":"2018-04-13T16:50:21","date_gmt":"2018-04-13T23:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3094"},"modified":"2018-04-16T20:25:17","modified_gmt":"2018-04-17T03:25:17","slug":"bad-escape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2018\/04\/13\/bad-escape\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Escape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Alcatraz, 1938.<\/p>\n<p>Prisoners Nick and Daryl were aboard a boat to Alcatraz. The boat collided with a rock and turned over. Nick and Daryl swam to shore followed by a guard. He knocked them out. Outside of the prison Daryl grabbed the guard&#8217;s gun and shot him.<\/p>\n<p>With Nick, Daryl ran from the loosened dogs and guards. They found a boat. The warden followed as the men stole the boat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;This is the life&#8217; cried Nick.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Hungry for bullets?&#8217; called the warden as he shot Daryl. Nick, an identity thief, shot back.<\/p>\n<p>Nick lived another fifty years as a warden.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Bayley Kelly <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alcatraz, 1938. Prisoners Nick and Daryl were aboard a boat to Alcatraz. The boat collided with a rock and turned over. Nick and Daryl swam to shore followed by a guard. He knocked them out. Outside of the prison Daryl grabbed the guard&#8217;s gun and shot him. With Nick, Daryl ran from the loosened dogs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[6924,6538,1460,6926,771,6925,41,6927,1569,4539,2619,6786],"class_list":["post-3094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-alcatraz","tag-bayley-kelly","tag-boat","tag-bullets","tag-dogs","tag-guard","tag-guest-contributor","tag-identity-thief","tag-prisoners","tag-rock","tag-shore","tag-warden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3094"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3096,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094\/revisions\/3096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}