{"id":3031,"date":"2018-02-05T20:37:25","date_gmt":"2018-02-06T03:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3031"},"modified":"2018-02-05T20:37:25","modified_gmt":"2018-02-06T03:37:25","slug":"whats-up-pussycat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2018\/02\/05\/whats-up-pussycat\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s Up Pussycat?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>An elderly lady made an urgent call to the vet because her cat was off her food.<\/p>\n<p>The vet carried out a full examination before pronouncing.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I have some wonderful news for you Miss Soames. Your lovely tortoiseshell is pregnant and will soon have a litter of kittens. Congratulations!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2018That\u2019s impossible. She never goes out. She always stays in the house.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Just then, an old and battered ginger tom walked into the kitchen and began to munch on some food.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I bet that he\u2019s the culprit,\u2019 the vet said.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Don\u2019t be ridiculous,\u2019 she said through red cheeks. \u2018That\u2019s Dewdrop\u2019s brother.\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Rick Haynes<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly lady made an urgent call to the vet because her cat was off her food. The vet carried out a full examination before pronouncing. \u2018I have some wonderful news for you Miss Soames. Your lovely tortoiseshell is pregnant and will soon have a litter of kittens. Congratulations!\u2019 \u2018That\u2019s impossible. She never goes out. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[549,3464,835,2093,6778,6775,1098,41,2103,1097,1984,3045,857,3957,4061,6774,6773,6777,6776,3652],"class_list":["post-3031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-brother","tag-call","tag-cat","tag-cheeks","tag-culprit","tag-examination","tag-food","tag-guest-contributor","tag-house","tag-kitchen","tag-kittens","tag-lady","tag-litter","tag-news","tag-pregnant","tag-pussycat","tag-rick-haynes","tag-tom","tag-tortoiseshell","tag-vet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3032,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions\/3032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}