{"id":3027,"date":"2018-02-01T23:01:01","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T06:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3027"},"modified":"2018-02-01T23:01:01","modified_gmt":"2018-02-02T06:01:01","slug":"brothers-in-arms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2018\/02\/01\/brothers-in-arms\/","title":{"rendered":"Brothers In Arms"},"content":{"rendered":"

‘You used my envelope,’ Cian stated<\/p>\n

‘You weren’t using it!’ his brother Padraic replied.<\/p>\n

‘It\u2019s my fecking envelope.’<\/p>\n

‘There’s a draw full of envelopes!’<\/p>\n

‘I wanted that one,’<\/p>\n

\u2018It sat on the kitchen table two weeks and you didn’t touch it you fucker ya!’<\/p>\n

‘But I was going to and I paid for the feckin’ thing!’ Cian yelled, whilst swigging some Paddy\u2019s.<\/p>\n

‘I’ll give you the money,’<\/p>\n

‘I don’t want the feckin\u2019 money, I want me envelope back.’<\/p>\n

‘It\u2019s gone now use one of the others!’<\/p>\n

‘Bollocks to this shite, I’m going on the feckin\u2019 Beer!’<\/p>\n

‘Well feck off then….’<\/strong><\/p>\n

From Guest Contributor Valkyrie Kerry Kelly<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

‘You used my envelope,’ Cian stated ‘You weren’t using it!’ his brother Padraic replied. ‘It\u2019s my fecking envelope.’ ‘There’s a draw full of envelopes!’ ‘I wanted that one,’ \u2018It sat on the kitchen table two weeks and you didn’t touch it you fucker ya!’ ‘But I was going to and I paid for the feckin’ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2303,3699,6771,517,6767,1029,3347,41,6769,590,6770,6731,6768],"class_list":["post-3027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-arms","tag-beer","tag-bollocks","tag-brothers","tag-brothers-in-arms","tag-curses","tag-envelope","tag-guest-contributor","tag-kitchen-table","tag-money","tag-paddys","tag-valkyrie-kerry-kelly","tag-weeks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3027"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3028,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions\/3028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}